The Truth about Hootie

I spit some Ludacris in front of thousands of screaming college
students tonight.

An hour earlier I was sitting in the green room reading 'Atlas
Shrugged.'

I'm a man of complexity.

-HOOTIE

-HOOTIE

Harvey the mean-spirited gumball machine

-HOOTIE

Quote...

If I had to be stuck on a desert island with three musicians I would
just pick young hot musicians...

That are girls...

Cause eventualy...

I'd be the only option.

-Joe

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Quote

James: I used to just eat a slice of cheese like an apple... A
chapple...

Joe: Ew... That sounds like a really bad thing that happens to
cowboys...

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Quote of the day

Joe: See that kid over there? I wanna punch him in the face.

James: Why?

Joe: I don't know... I just do. He won't stop taking.

James: he's a kid. And he's not even talking that loudly...

Joe: I know, but when I see a kid that reminds me of me I want to stop
them.

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Conversation of the day...

James: you wouldn't really wear spandax...

Joe: I'd wear some under my clothes so I'd be the only to know how
good I look...

Nat: why would you be wearing spandax?

Joe: Cause it's a privilege...

jb

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Hootie Too!

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This student at Bates college in Lewiston, ME said we looked alike. He
had a good point but his good posture makes me look like a Neanderthal.

-HOOTIE

Hat thief caught in the act!

On the wall at an Irish pub in Newton, MA

-HOOTIE

Happy Windsday!

Mt. Ida ladies night

Mt. Ida "ladies night"

18+... Adult Toys... Why didn't I know about this when I was applying
to schools?

jb

Providence, RI

You've got a friend in Hoot !!!

My daughter Ella is gonna love this picture of Hootie and Buzz.

MC

Oh I love that dirty windshield...

Ohh, Boston, on my phone

-HOOTIE

I <3 The NE

We stopped for a quick lunch at Dunkin' Donuts and while we were in
line we realized you could see the another DD across the street from
inside the one we were at. Love it... When will the south wake up and
smell the Donuts? I don't know, but hopefully soon...

3 hours from Maine... Let's DO this!

jb

PA

The view from out hotel room, post blizzard. Crap it was snowing hard
last night. 9 hours to go today to get to Maine.

Yup... You heard me right. Maine. Wish us luck.

jb

Now this is new...

Sleeping arrangements for me and Miguel in Stowe, VT

-HOOTIE

Box O' Joe

But Joe doesn't wanna be in a box !!!

South Texas.

Like East Colorado, but with brush and cacti.

-HOOT